Ravaging Times

chapter 28

[?]: Move aside! Move aside!

[?]: Today, we…

[?]: get to witness as spectators General Lü Bu’s fighting prowess! So exciting!

[?]: Come! Let’s all cheer him on!

[?]: General Lü Bu!!

General Lü!
General Lü!
General Lü!

chapter 28 Three Hands, One Hammer

General Lü!
General Lü!
General Lü!

[?]: Undefeated in ba-

AH~

[?]: The deputy commander has been hit!

{gasp~}

[Zhang Lei]: Cut that out!
(“noisy to death”)

[Lü Bu]: Right. Cut it out.
(“yes, noisy to death”)

[?]: Quiet… quiet!

{sfx: ka~}

{sfx: ka~}

[LB]: A hundred catty.

{sfx: ka~}

[Guo Ang]: Wrong! It’s a hundred fifty.

[Dong Huang]: Bullshit! How could a shorty like you have such strength?
[DH]: What a riot!
(“don’t make [us] laugh”)

[GA]: But once my left arm starts swinging,

[GA]: it’ll weight like a thousand!
{sfx: shoo~}

{sfx: hoo~}

{sfx: pong~}

{crumble~ crumble~ crumble~ crumble~}

[?]: The statue… the statue!

[?]: It’s falling! Run!

[?]: Run!

{crumble~}

{crumble~ crumble~}
[?]: That shorty wasn’t bluffing!
[?]: There’s dust everywhere! Can’t see a thing!

[LB]: That’s beyond a thousand catty.
[LB]: But you won’t beat me with just brute strength.

[LB]: Come!

[GA]: I lead the charge because of my strength.

[GA]: As for the actual killing…

{sfx: ta~}

{sfx: hoo~}

{sfx: pa~}

{sfx: pa~}

{sfx: hoo~}

{sfx: zing~}

{sfx: shoo~}

[LB]: It’s you!

[?]: And…

ME!

{sfx: hoo~}

{sfx: pong~}

What?

Behind me!

{sfx: pa~}

{sfx: pa~}

[LB]: Down!

{sfx: pa~}

{sfx: hoo~}

[ZL]: Ang! You’re up!

[GA]: Obviously!
(“don’t need you to tell [me]”)

{sfx: ta~}

{sfx: pong~}

My, my!

{sfx: zing~}

These two boys are already impressive enough. Their leader must be…

[LB]: Excellent!
[LB]: Again.

{sfx: pong~ pong~ pa~}

[?]: That boy’s amazing to be able to swing that hammer!

{sfx: pong~}

[?]: I see them! Everybody quiet!

[LB]: Scary.

[LB]: Scarily powerful.

[LB]: No wonder the prudent Xu Lin still died in your hands.
[LB]: The Handicapped Warriors are truly amazing!

[ZL]: So it’s true, even Lü Bu’s skill in flattery is heads above others.
(rephrased)
[GA]: You’re the first to survive our combined attack.

[LB]: And the first to kill you both.

[GA]: Is that possible?
[ZL]: Well, he was unarmed.

[GA]: Guess what, no matter how skilled you are, you won’t be a match for our…

[GA]: strongest move!

[GA]: Not even our leader could handle it.

[LB]: I like a challenge!

[LB]: So,

[LB]: to raise the ante…

{sfx: zing~}

[LB]: win
[LB]: and you get to walk.

{spit~}

[GA]: Mighty big talk. Whatcha think, Lei?
[ZL]: Makes me wanna beat him up.

[LB]: Then come at me.

I just dreamt that I went to hell…

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