[?]: Amazing.
[Wang Gang]: Lü Bu might not be their match.
[Meng]: But isn’t it strange? Look!
[M]: None of those soldiers feel the need to help him despite his disadvantage.
[M]: Is it out of fear? Or complete faith in his abilities?
chapter 30 The Killing Haze
[Zhang Lei]: You’d be dead had it not been for sheer luck.
[Guo Ang]: Whatcha think? Wanna go again?
[Lü Bu]: One-armed and one-legged. It’s impressive how you defied a fate of worthlessness and trained yourselves into strong fighters.
[ZL]: You were once the foster son of Ding Yuan before you defected to Dong Zhuo. All shameless men are impressed by how much you crave fame and fortune.
[?]: How dare you!
[ZL]: Young Mister Dong, what is Lü Bu’s intention for joining Dong Zhuo’s army?
[LB]: Young Master, do not be swayed by slander.
[LB]: My loyalty to foster father is true…
{sfx: ka}
[Dong Huang]: Then you better be careful.
[LB]: What?
[LB]: Lü Bu! I said be careful!
[ZL]: Too late!
{sfx: pa~}
{sfx: pong~}
[LB]: Nice!
[LB]: What a nice feint!
[GA]: Lei, this guy’s troublesome!
[ZL]: Not to worry. There’s no one who can’t be killed in battle…
[LB]: Scary. I’m starting to get worried.
[LB]: Instinct tells me to kill you now, or the next person to die will be me.
[GA]: You’re right!
[LB]: This again?
[LB]: Too bad…
{sfx: pong~}
[LB]: I’ve figured out its weakness.
[LB]: I must target you first, boy!
{sfx: dahn~}
{sfx: cha~}
[LB]: Then attack you…
{sfx: pong~}
[LB]: below the waist.
[GA]: Oh shit!
[LB]: If you could take this blow,
[LB]: I’ll spare your life!
[?]: Ang!
{sfx: hoo~}
{sfx: dahn~}
{sfx: pong~}
[M]: Oh no!
[LB]: Faced with a powerful enemy,
[LB]: you’d help your comrade instead of fleeing…
[ZL]: Go!
[LB]: What an idiot!
DIE~
BULLSHIT!
{sfx: dahn~}
{gasp~}
[ZL]: I… I blocked it!
[LB]: Too bad…
[ZL]: I…
[ZL]: I can’t stand up anymore.
{spit~}
[M]: Lei!
[Sima Lang]: Don’t go!
{gasp~}
[DH]: No wound on the surface,
[DH]: but the internal damage has been done.
[LB]: You’re left. Go grab a weapon.
[GA]: Unnecessary. I’ll beat you with my bare hands.
[GA]: Come on!
[?]: With your one arm? What a riot!
[?]: I could beat you if you don’t have a weapon!
[?]: General Lü told you to get a weapon, so get!
[?]: Dream on!
[GA]: Ahahaha!
RRRR!
[GA]: How dare you laugh at me?
[GA]: Have you forgotten who killed Xu Lin?
{gasp~}
[GA]: Scared?
Even though it wasn’t me.
[Wen Chou]: Was it you?
[GA]: Who’s there?
[?]: Th… they’re the fake Lü Bu!
[LB]: So the weary birds have retired.
(the idiom refers to government officials quitting their job to retire to their home town)
{gasp!}
{gasp~}
{sfx: dahn~ dahn~ dahn~}
[WC]: See that?
[WC]: Your Lü Bu clones are all dead!
[WC]: My army will be here soon! Back off if you want to live!
[WC]: No response? Dong Zhuo’s men have turned deaf.
[WC]: Another man with halberd. Could it be…
[LB]: Yes. And coincidentally, my name is also Lü Bu.
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