Volume 74

[Couplet Summary]
截江救少主 挥别旧情谊
Cross the river to save young master; bid farewell to old sentiments
[Previously]
卧龙献策入西川 凤雛施计取刘璋
Crouching Dragon plotted the invasion course of West Chuan; Fledgling Phoenix schemed to defeat Liu Zhang
[Afterwords]
Someone asked me how one should write a story?
I can only say that I’ve always been the masochist when there are already successful formulas in real life.
There only need to be three subject matters, while logic or literary skills are unnecessary.
1) A Revenge Story for family or country. As tragic and depressing as possible in the first half, then make sure to include Chinese martial arts in the second half.
2) School violence. The son(s) of some VIP had a bone to pick with you, so you punish each one in the second half of the story.
3) The rich jerk. When a rich person keeps a low profile in life only to get disrespected, make a move that will startle everyone.
These are human experiences that will strike a chord with everyone, so they will buy in the moment they see it.
Trust me, it’s really easy.

Mou
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CM: Hey kid, I see that your physique is special, so I’ve got these three manuals…
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(a parody of a scene from Kung Fu Hustle)

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